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You know the feeling, right? Sophisticated company. Fine old French Brandy in the glass; witty and sparkling after-dinner conversation all round the table? The company are instinctively hushed as a popular after-dinner speaker and raconteur rises and addresses the guests with his opening remarks. Suddenly the whole room is in fits of riotous laughter. Everybody except you, that is!

What are they laughing about? You don't get the joke. You feel uncomfortable and out of place. Another short sentence from the speaker and again the crowd are laughing fit to burst. Your paranoia starts to grow. Why are you the odd one out? Could it be they're all laughing at you.... at you.... at you!

What could have happened? Answer - the jokes went over your head! Total embarrassment ensues as you realise your complete inadequacy and wish the floor would swallow you up! Sound familiar? Well not anymore! Science has come to the rescue in the form of Rayvall's new wonder product.....

Invest in a pair of Rayvall Joke Stilts and we guarantee no joke will ever go over your head again! Embarrassment will become a thing of the past!

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Firstly, the super-sensitive Wit-Detector radar dish (discretely mounted on top of your head and held in place with almost invisible Chameleo-Straps which blend in perfectly with any skin tone or hair colour), scans the environment for any approaching jokes, quips or witticisms. Secondly, the on-board computer in your trouser pocket calculates the exact trajectory and velocity of the joke and instantly activates the joke-stilts in your trousers, thrusting your head upwards to make contact with the ceiling and prevent any possibility of the joke going over your head. Great so far, but here's the clever bit... Thirdly, the computer compares the joke with its massive memory of all known digitised jokes to find the closest match and selects the appropriate response, be it titter, guffaw, smirk, belly-laugh or whatever. Finally, the computer sends a signal to the tiny Laughter Synthesiser placed under your tongue and Hey Presto! you're laughing along with everybody else! The perfect joke-response system for all occasions!